Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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