He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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