his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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