i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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