everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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