glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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