New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
