4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
as a side note pls kill me
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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