I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
