Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
