god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
