Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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