There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
