Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i drank out of a bidet.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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