can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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