Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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