You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
the raccoons are back...
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