She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I had to cum in my sink.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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