If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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