i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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