omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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