You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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