Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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