im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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