some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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