If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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