so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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