well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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