oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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