Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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