we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
