If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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