GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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