It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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