If i come over, it means nothing
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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