White coat. Heels.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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