absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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