dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my liver is dry heaving
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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