we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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