This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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