Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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