can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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