But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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