he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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