Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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