is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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