Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Randomize
