from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize