There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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