just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Are we in a gay sports bar?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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