Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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