is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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