I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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