there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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