He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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