I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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