Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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